One of the robbers shouted to everyone in the bank, "Do not move! The money belongs to the state. Your life is yours." Everyone in the banking hall was prone. It is called "Mind changing concept - Changing the way of thinking". Everyone managed to change their way of thinking, from basic to creative.One sexy customer tried to seduce one of the robbers. That made the robber angry and shouted, "We are bank robbers, not a rapist!" It is called "Being professional - act professional". Focus only on the work based on the given procedure.
After they finished to rob the bank and returned to the house, a young robber, a top university graduated, said to the old robber, an elementary school graduated, "Let us count our loot." Old robber replied, "You fool. Counting this much is such a wasting time. Just wait for the TV news, there will be a news about the robbery. They will report the amount of money we robbed. "It is called 'Experience - Experience". Experience is more important than a diploma from a university.
At the bank that was robbed, the head manager said to the branch manager to immediately report to the police. But the branch manager said, "Wait, we take the first 10 billion for two of us. Then we report the total of the money that was robbed." It is called "Swim with the tide - Go with the flow". Transform difficult situations into personal gain. The head manager then said, "It would be wonderful if a robbery happens every month." It is called "Killing boredom - Eliminate boredom". Personal happiness is much more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported 50 billion was robbed from the bank. Then, the robbers counted their loot and be very mad "We robbed 20 billion with lots of effort, the bank can get 30 billion effortlessly!"
Moral of the Story: Work Smarter ;)
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